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Dec. 23

The First Christmas

According to the Trump Republicans and their Religious Fanatics

     And it came to pass in those days that Donald’s shepherds were

watching over their sheeple by night, and an angel appeared in the

heavens and the glory of Trump shone round about them. And they were

sore afraid. The angel said unto them, “Do not be afraid, for I bring good

tidings of great joy to the GOP and their religious maniacs. For today in the

city of Donald a savior is born. And this will be a sign unto you: You will

find the babe lying in a manger and wrapped in the American Flag.”

     Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the

angel, singing and shouting “Glory to Trump in the highest and on earth

prison time for his dupes who carry out his orders.”

     As the angels left and returned to heaven, the shepherds said to one

another, “Let us go see this thing which has come to pass.” But not

knowing exactly where, they inquired of Don’s QAnon priests and teachers

of the law. “In Mar-a-Logo,” they replied, “as it is written in the latest

QAnon drop.” So they made haste to Mar-a-Logo and, behold, there was

Trump and his new GOP sharpshooter, Kari Lake, celebrating Biden’s 'Respect for Gay Marriage Act' and sipping martinis with Don’s wealthy sodomites.

     Soon after, the three Wise Men—Steve Bannon, Roger Stone and Alex “penis pill” Jones—showed up driving red, white and blue pick-up trucks and praising their New Age pagan gods, for they’d just seen Trump’s Star in the East and come to worship him. They joyfully presented their precious gifts to the upcoming GOP star: a ticket to the Republican National Convention, a copy of the 2nd Amendment and an AR15. A Fox Nation subscription was thrown in for good measure. All who seen it were greatly amazed.      

     As the shepherds and sheeple pondered these things, lo, Don’s favorite dictators—Orban, Kim and Putin—were seen roaring up to Mar-a-Lago with their favorite chauffeur, General Mike Flynn. They, too, had gifts for the lad: a MAGA cowboy hat and signed copies of Trump’s "Never Enough” and "Kick Ass" (and maybe a half-dozen bankruptcies).

     But not to be outdone, Clay and Buck rushed in with a fresh copy of Darwin’s “Origin of Species and the Preservation of Favored Races,” which would prove invaluable for Republican plundering of the “less-fit.”

     Hannity and Beck were last in line, tossing out their usual pro-life bones to GOP voters and handing out pre-paid abortions to Republican mistresses and whores. Sean made sure the Star-Spangled Banner was playing in the background.

     After holding hands in a prayer circle and quoting some scripture, General Flynn peered feverishly into a nearby Fox News camera and shouted to the January 6 insurrectionists watching: “God Is On Our Side!”

                                                                                                But having been warned in a dream that the insurrection was a

                                                                                         con-job financed by the Religious Right and their Darwinian

                                                                                         billionaires, they hastened to Mar-a-Lago another way—with pick-up

                                                                                         trucks roaring and Confederate Flags waving—wasting no time lest

                                                                                         they miss “The Chosen One’s” final MAGA Rally and his last

                                                                                         appearance “in the flesh” before being taken up into a cloud to avoid

                                                                                         prison time.

                                                                                                And as they were looking intently into heaven, behold, two men

                                                                                          in white apparel stood beside them saying: “Men and women of

                                                                                          Mar-a-Lago, you will be Trump’s witnesses in Washington DC, in

                                                                                          all State Capitals and school boards, as far away as Russia and

China, and to the ends of the earth. So why stand ye there gazing into heaven? This same Trump, who’s been taken from you into heaven, shall come again in like manner as he’s gone into heaven; for, as you’ll see in due time, he’ll be pardoned without delay by the next Republican President.”

REMEMBER, THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL BE RIGHT-WING, CAPITALIST AND DARWINIAN